The spring coming has Me in a CREATIVE MOOD! I’m thinking some new pics & vid’s this week, maybe even some new NF recordings.
I had a fab weekend. I joined a pole dancing exercise class and I LOVE IT!!! It’s nice to switch back and forth between that and my eliptical, pilates, and kettleball classes. I even found an at-home version of the same thing. Who knows, if I like the results of the classes, I just might allow one of you sausage huffers buy it for Me!
Tah for now dumdums!
The major blast of snow & 50 mph winds screwed up My original plans.. so, you cornholes get to keep Me happy & entertained. I will be available for calls and cam and since the shitty storm hampered My plans for going out, I shall be updating My amazon & VS wishlists. The addition of fun spring/summertime items will cheer Me up in this last stretch of winter weather.
I will be in NYC again most likely in the middle of March. Those that R/T session regularly when I am in the city, plan accordingly.
One last thing for you dimwits. Everyone knows how much I adore it when fools attempt to entertain Me through their own humiliation. This weekend, the sack of shit that makes Me laugh the most with some ORIGINAL stuff, will get a SURPRISE FROM MOI! Good luck and DON’T DISAPPOINT ME!
Ugh what a week of cold and snow! It’s frigid outside but as usual, I SMOKIN’ HOT! I have been shopping My ass off in NYC. I will be here until Sunday. I think I am going to do some online shopping with My boys today. Perhaps hop on my laptop cam later! I will be accepting calls on NF tonight dumdum’s!
~ Miss Mia
I am not sure why the amount of fucking idiocy even SURPRISES Me anymore, but once again, it was like a moron marathon. Some douche on NF called Me and said he WANTED Me to run around on hardwood floors in heels…and it was at 3:00 am. First of all, ram what you WANT up your ass. Secondly, eat SHIT AND DIE TWICE you useless cunt. I have NO patience for those that haven’t the slightest CLUE as to what I am about. But, just in case you need some special help understanding, make sure you read this thoroughly. If you cannot hold an intelligent conversation….FUCK OFF! If you aren’t able to tribute or you want to do it by your rules, NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE, I MAKE THE RULES! Be upfront and be prepared to show some ambition. The dinks that simply say, ” Whatever you tell me to do.”, can piss off too. To sum it up, EVEN PATHETIC LOSERS NEED TO USE THEIR BRAIN IN ORDER TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED BY ME! Holy shit, I really want to pull someones ballsac up over their head right now.
I am resuming My blogs posts since I FINALLY have more time. Time to relax a bit and have fun with this extra time. What does that mean for you dumdums? Get ready to ENTERTAIN ME!!! I adore when flunky’s line up to humiliate themselves and give Me some fab shit to laugh at! I am bored to death with the same lame-o, repetitive, bullshit that most of you come up with. So, make sure you have something CREATIVE! It’s not like you have anything else in life! HA!
Today I will be busy accepting calls on NF & updating My wishlists. I haven’t tended to them in forever. I am also making plan for NYC in March!! W00T!!!
I am READY FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!!! The holidays always inspires Me to become SUPER creative. What does that mean for you? It means My humiliation tactics go into overdrive and you will NEVER forget an experience with Me. I enjoy seeing the look on your dumb little faces as you realize you are doing things you cannot wrap your pea sized brains around.
I will be on cam this week & weekend as well as taking some new pics. So, get ready to tribute & grovel because I am THAT FABULOUS!
I am updating all of My wishlists tonight.. including amazon… for those of you that have asked.
What a FUN weekend!!! It was actually pretty warm out so Halloween was FAB!!!! My birthday party was alot of fun with My friends… and this weekend is yet another party for Me. I will be accepting calls on NF this evening… and browsing sites to do some SHOPPING!!! Bring on the HOLIDAYS!!!!!!
There will be cam this week for My GOOD freaks and geeks!
Ah Monday .. another day closer to ALOT OF FUN!!!! Ha..cannot WAIT!!! I will be taking calls today on NF. Halloween &b My birthday celebration being so close puts Me in the mood to taunt and torment the world full of assclowns out there!! YAY!!!